Thursday, October 15, 2009


1. When ur life is in darkness... ...
    Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
    If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
    You can be sure of one thing;
    Either the car is new or the wife.
3. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
    Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
    Shopkeeper : What free gift??
   China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

4. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
    If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
    If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
    IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

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1 comment:

nurkaloi said...

kurang ajar naaa
amboi time susah tak ley mintak tlong eaa
bagus idea ko